Christmas really annoys me. Really annoys me.
Cutting down trees: environmentally stupid
Buying useless crap made in China: another shin kick to our economy
Gaudy decorating: stop it
That fucking music: shut it off, I'm trying to listen to something punk
Guilt: not enough time or money
The whole rip off make believe story about the baby: I'm not buying it
Materialistic values: suck!
Tinsel: ugly, cheap, crappy way to reflect light
Let's eat 200 pounds of white flour, butter, sugar cookies to stave off any minuscule sign of depression. Let's spend beyond our means so our friends and families continue to think that we are not part of the recession. Let's cut down trees for the fun of it. Let's go sit on the lap of a man we've never met and tell him we've been good or bad. Let's watch TV and beg for everything we saw advertised.
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